Memes, Jokes, Quotes

Every Worthy Young Man

Q: What does every worthy young Mormon man hope to get out of a service project?
A: Food.

Leaves on the Trees

Q: Who puts the leaves back on the trees in Spring?
A: The Re-leaf Society.

Mormons and Coffee

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits."

He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well, it keeps you from being a Mormon ..."

LSD and LDS

Q: What do you get when you mix LSD with LDS?
A: A high priest.

Limit on Togetherness

Only 300 Families? Get your family in now before the limit is reached!